The Shield of Dismal

       This shield was forged from the blood, sweat, and tears of rock and roll. I mean, errm..... Dwarves! Yes, it was forged by the blood, sweat, and tears of Dwarves at the beginning of time, when the elements were first created. The elements were then combined, to form the Shield of Dismal, which consists of Earth, Wind, and Fire ( along with a high source of protein and only 40% trans-fat!). Now available in red, green, purple, and transparent blue. Coming to a theater near you!